Christmas Cards don’t have to be nice and sweet, sometimes you want a amusingly ride Christmas card to lighten up the mood of your Christmas party so it’s more enjoyable and fun! Many of these Christmas cards have taken vintage photos from the past with a Christmas theme to add a hilariously rude quote to match the scenario.

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The first Christmas cards were commissioned by Sir Henry Cole and illustrated by John Callcott Horsley in London on the 1st of May 1843. The central picture showed three generations of a family raising a toast to the card’s recipient: on either side were scenes of charity, with food and clothing being given to the poor. Allegedly the image of the family drinking wine together proved controversial, but the idea was shrewd: Cole had helped introduce the Penny Post three years earlier. Two batches totaling 2,050 cards were printed and sold that year for a shilling each.

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This rather jolly message.
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This Santa, who wants to punish you for your social media habits
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This sassy character.
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This friendly reminder.
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This sad revelation.
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For the person who enjoys a glass of wine...or two, or three.

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This nicotine addicted Santa.

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This blunt message.

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This amazing Human Centipede tribute.

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The perfect card for your sassy co-worker.

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This subtle hint that you should drink less.

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This wonderful mail delivery.
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Mrs. Claus revealing her true colours.

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For the kleptomaniac in you.

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These shitty little kids who can't mind their own business.

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And finally, this friendly birthday reminder.

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