People Discuss Awkward Positions Someone Else Has Put Them In
#38 Mumbling For Mormons
I grew up not actively doing any religious stuff, despite growing up in a very Mormon neighborhood. One day, when I was in the third grade, my friend invited me over to his house for dinner, and everyone in his family was a devout Mormon. His mother asked me to say grace, and being a dumb 10-year-old with no idea of how to say it; I slapped my hands together and mumbled under my breath for five minutes. That’s right… Five minutes. I more than likely would have gone longer if his mom didn’t stop me. I still haven’t had dinner with them since.
