Usually, husbands are convenient for handy and messy jobs around the house. These hubbies, on the other hand, didn’t exactly meet expectations.
Ice Scream, You Scream
Don’t get us wrong, we love a good pint of ice cream. Still, we’d say this is a bit much, regardless of how good the sale was.
Epic Dishwasher Fail
Dish soap is dish soap, right? This husband has clearly never heard of dishwasher fluid.
Muffin Mongrel
We also appreciate the superiority of the top of the muffin over the base. But, really?
Creepy Crawlies
Wait, but this husband had one job. Thanks for the warning? We’d be heading to work in our pajamas if we received this note.
Save It For Later
Technically, this husband did probably exactly what his wife asked “put the sandwich in the fridge”. Husbands, at times, need more thorough instructions.
Put It On The Stove
Once again, a husband took his wife’s request all too literally. “Put spaghetti on the stove so I can make it when I get home…” in a man’s mind, apparently, amounts to this.
Clean Kitchen
When a husband says, “I cleaned the kitchen for you”, this is not what one expects to find. Alas, dear husbands, you are full of delights!
Inside or On Top?
“Put the rice in the fridge with a plastic bag”. Checks out.
Multi-purpose Card
Everyone can slip up and forget a holiday. But, really, if you forget to get your wife a birthday card, just start with a piece of printer paper instead of repurposing a card for a different holiday.
Spider Cat
This wife came home to find what her husband gets up to when she’s not looking. Who else is curious what it would look like for your cat to walk on the ceiling? We totally are.
Toasty on Top
This hubby attempted to make a nice breakfast for his wife she she returned from a trip. Lo and behold, mens’ baking skills.
Label It
We’ve all known a husband or dad who is a little too into their label machine. This guy went all out.
Hanging Out
Well, technically, these bananas are hanging in. We’re not sure the anti-ripening qualities of a hanging banana holder are compromised.
Baby Supervision
Ever the vigilant father, this man is clearly enjoying his day on daddy duty. It must have been a while since he’s been distracted as the baby has managed to make it halfway across the room and is tired enough for a nap.
Close but No Cigar
Usually, the problem with men, husbands, and fathers in the bathroom is either a messy countertop bad aim, or the seat left up. Behold a failure of restocking the TP holder. At least he tried but we think it would have been more helpful for everyone if he had simply let it sit on the back of the loo.
Monster
It’s clear a man cut this cake. Who else would cut it like this?
Not Made To Be Folded
We have to say, this guy has a point. Still, if he actually wants to help with laundry, go the whole way.
Dirty Dishes
Everyone knows it’s 100 times easier to get debris off a dish while it is still fresh as opposed to when it’s been sitting to dry on. Apparently, this husband couldn’t go the extra mile to rinse his plate.
Technical Difficulties
Who would’ve thought hanging up a shirt would be so difficult? Come on, hubby.
Big Boy
This baby is decked out after one clever husband donned him in his dress attire. Well played, dad.
Why?
This wife thought it would go without mentioning that one should not heat up a glass bowl on an open flame. I mean really, on a gas range?
Six Potatoes
Apparently, details were necessary in picking potatoes at the store. This husband should be served the tiny one.
Laundry
Husbands seem to have a hard time with laundry, amongst other things. This looks like he was begging for a dryer fire to end his misery.
PB&J
Rather than slathering two pieces of bread with peanut butter and jelly, this husband managed to include the jelly jar with one of the key ingredients. Charming.
Oh, Grate
When a recipe calls for grated cheese, it can be difficult to know which cheese is necessary. This husband grated the sliced cheese so that not only does his wife have the incorrect type of cheese for the recipe but her sliced cheese will never again fit on sandwiches perfectly.
Too Hot To Handle
Apparently, it needed to be spelled out that one shouldn’t use plastic cookware in a hot oven. Thanks, hubs. You get to clean this one up.
Cookie Monster
Husbands love to be baked for. Clearly, this one just couldn’t decide on the right flavor.
Out of Reach
This husband apparently enjoys mocking his wife’s height, or lack thereof, by sticking lint rollers on the walls out of her reach. Cruel, yet cute.
Got milk?
This husband clearly needs to clear out the fridge as he continued buying milk without emptying a single carton. That’s what wives are for, right?
Bagel Emergency
Who has time to open the bag of bagels properly? The man was clearly in a life-threatening rush. We hope he learns his lesson when he reaches for tomorrow morning’s bagel to find it utterly stale.
What’s In The Box?
Seriously, people. Stop getting our hopes up by leaving empty bags in the cereal box.
One Way
First off, who purchases orange juice with “most pulp”? Secondly, it’s a carton, and they can only be opened one way. We concur with this man.
Eyes On You
This hubby clearly had too much time on his hands. Still, this is adorable.
Stuck On You
Nobody wants to chomp into a piece of produce to get a mouthful of sticker. This husband clearly didn’t get the memo about pre-chop sticker removal.