Mind Your Business

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This poor guy doesn’t stand a chance at privacy while in the stall next to the man on the left. Even two stalls over, he might be able to make eye contact.

Overflow

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This man just wants to enjoy a vacation. Do you think he’ll make it to his destination without his buttocks falling asleep? We doubt it.

Giraffe Status

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This guy embraces his lengthiness with a brilliant shirt. That seriously looks dangerous.

Pain in the Neck

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This man makes this bathroom look like it belongs in a dollhouse. At least he’ll get a nice stretch in!

High Overhead, Please

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This looks like a serious head injury risk. You’d need a Prius to fit in this garage.

How’s the Weather Up There?

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On the bright side, if this girl is ever sick of looking at her lover, she can just look straight ahead. It’d be like he doesn’t even exist!

Standard Height

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We just like this guy’s posture to make up for the necessary drop to use the binoculars. He’s owning his stature.

United Nations

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This Dutch man speaking to Chinese reporters goes to extra lengths (haha!) to bridge the international gap. Good on him for keeping a straight face during that report.

Got Me On My Knees

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This guy definitely has an excuse not to cook. Think how much knee damage that could do!

A Perfect Match

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Couples who stand a whole head above all their friends and family together, stay together. Right on.

Assistance on Aisle Three

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Imagine if that drink was on the bottom shelf. He’d have to call for a short person to help!

Scrub A Dub, Dub!

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This guy is just trying to rinse off the salty seawater on his vacation. We feel for him.

Daddy Long Legs

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Saving seats isn’t the only thing this guy is probably good for. We wish he were our friend.

The Woman Who Carried Me

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This is one of those examples of short or standard-sized people who somehow produce outrageously tall kids. How?

Balancing the Books

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We like that this lady has a good sense of humor about having to operate in a standard-sized world as a giant. Our question is, what is the guy behind her looking at? We hope its not her bank information.

Distraction-Free Exercise

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Well, this is a handy way to forget you are on an elliptical. You could pretend to be running away from the bugs and mice up there in the attic!

Head & Shoulders

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This guy should really invest in a ceiling-mounted shower head. That, or he must have mad arm strength.

Kiss It

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This guy probably doesn’t enjoy being at mouth-height which wouldn’t be. If we were this tall, we would have broken our necks by the age of 14.

Small Spaces

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Most of us dislike the discomfort of small spaces. We’ve got nothing to complain about compared to this guy.

Normal Friends

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This friend has a point. If we were so tall that blankets couldn’t cover us head-to-toe, we’d sleep curled up for the rest of our lives.

By Accident

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A classic case of too-tall-for-public-bathrooms. Just look at that clearance! And that’s a room with lofted ceilings!

Made With Love

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We suppose good cooking comes from the heart, luckily for this guy. Does he know that isn’t an egg?

Safety First

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He may get a few bugs in his eyes but, hey, at least he as a technically unobstructed view of the road.

A Big Step

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This couple looks like they should invest in a portable step-stool for any intimate moments.

PSA

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This guy beats you to the chase before you mock his height.

Lots of Love

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From where the picture is taken, it looks like this guy might knock his head on the doorframe behind him. Look out below!

Roof Scrapers

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These guys got a good laugh on a vacation to Copenhagen when they enjoyed the extra-small kitchen space. Behold, living, breathing, ceiling scrapers!

Come Over!

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Understandably, this guy doesn’t enjoy visiting his friend’s house. This is a crick in the neck waiting to happen.

Record Breaking

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If we had to guess, they measure the world’s shortest man and tallest woman. If not, we’d be shocked.

New Model

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This makes us laugh. Maybe he could use an extra seat cushion so that he can see fully outside the ceiling window. Better hope the rain holds off!

Why?

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We’re still not quite sure why these shades are necessary. Perhaps to shield the screen from sun or rain? In any case, this guy has got to be claustrophobic.

I’ve Had It Up To Here

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We like to imagine this is a couple and that they struggle to find ways to kiss each other. How sweet!

Get Well Soon

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This poor infirm man can’t catch a break, even in his hospital bed.

Big and Little

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We have to ask: is it that this guy is so big or are Chinese people just tiny? It’s all about perspective.

Wheaties

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Good boy, you’ve been eating your Wheaties! For scale, notice how short the countertop is. The nurse isn’t tiny!

Unamused

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Some tall person just had to say something. Wouldn’t you, with a mouth full of room freshening spray?

Caption This

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This is halfway to be expected. She did join a family of asians.

Warning, AKA Watch Your Head

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We love this sign. Got to love office jokes!

Special Accommodations

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They’re onto something while putting a stash within reach of tall people. Still, the library has a ways to go as far as true equality. It seems their variety is lacking compared to the rest of the library.