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With just one tweet by @kelllicopter, thousands of boyfriends across the world were texted the same thing, “I want a baby.” The responses were so hilarious that they had to be collected and shared with the rest of the Internet.

The Kidnapper

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This boyfriend was so ready to steal a baby just to make his girlfriend happy. Now that’s some serious dedication.

Lunch Date

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This couple clearly is not on the same page about things.

The Interpretation

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This boyfriend has literally no idea what women mean by “I want a baby.”

Ignoring It

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This boyfriend is a pro at changing the topic of conversation.

Game of Thrones Lover

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Watching television and having a baby are seriously two different things.

Pizza Please

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Pro tip: Don’t tell your boyfriend you want a baby when he’s hungry.

The Breakup

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This boyfriend is definitely not ready to deal with the crazy his girlfriend is about to introduce into his life.

Ready for Anything

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This boyfriend is locked and loaded, ready to give his girlfriend a baby.

The Romantic

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This boy right here is the ultimate romantic. She better hold on to him real tight.

Dog vs. Baby

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While you do have to take care of both a dog and a baby, they are definitely not the same things.

You’re a Baby

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This boyfriend is straight up and honest with his girlfriend. No question about it.

Here We Go Again

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Apparently this is a common topic of conversation within this relationship.

Economical Decision

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This boyfriend is looking at the economical benefits. He’s going to do well balancing their checkbook and investments when they get older.

Knock You Up

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This boyfriend is totally on board with having a baby. He’ll be heartbroken when he finds out she’s kidding.

Hold On a Second

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There seem to be some trust issues in this relationship.

Demon Baby

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Hopefully his view of babies changes over the years.

Timing is Everything

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Not only did he say yes, but he’s being smart about it. And then he tells her how much he loves her! Don’t let this one go.

Sports Rivalry

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The baby will be a tie breaker when it comes to baseball in this household.

Scared

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The conversation style between this couple is super simple, but also effective. They’re like Hemingway.

The Smooth Talker

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No wonder this girl is with him. He’s such a smooth talker.

Left the Chat

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Sometimes you just have to walk away until they come to their senses.

Not Recommended

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In this boyfriend’s eyes, having a baby is a 3/10 on the awesome scale.

Who Are You?

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Sometimes those maternal instincts kick in real quick, real fast.

I’m Gay

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Boys, stay consistent with your stories. Your girlfriends pay attention to EVERYTHING.

The Psychic

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This boyfriend is so on top of his girlfriend’s Twitter notifications, there’s no surprising him.