Birth announcements are exciting to send out. After a new baby is born, parents will have photo shoots with the baby so they can share the news with their friends and family. Not to mention they’ll blow up your news feed with baby pictures.
However, some parents decided to skip having a professional photographer take these photos and do it themselves. Let’s just say you can definitely tell the difference.
This baby clearly is not happy to be swaddled up in this blanket. There will be no smiles today.
Caught in a Web
This is a good concept for a photo. Unfortunately, the execution just wasn’t there.
Babies squirm and move around a lot. So, getting a good photo with them is no easy task.
We would pout too if our hair looked like this.
We can’t imagine sitting inside of a pumpkin would be very comfortable. This baby clearly wants to get out.
This would have made a great Christmas card if only the baby would keep his hat on and smile a little.
While we don’t know why babies are scared of certain things, we do know that this baby is terrified of Christmas lights.
Why is it trendy to put your baby in a fruit or vegetable? It definitely cannot be very comfortable.
There is no better time for a baby to throw a temper tantrum than in the middle of a photo shoot.
You know what they say, like mother like daughter. Unfortunately, this little girl likes to add some humor to their photo.
We don’t understand why someone would want to put their baby in a jar full of gumballs. While it’s colorful, it’s definitely a choking hazard.
These parents must have really big feet to be able to put their socks over their baby.
Too Early to Read
These parents clearly have high expectations for their child.
Put Me Down
This looks more like a trust exercise than a friendly photo shoot.
No Joy Here
This is proof that there are two different types of children out there.
It’s hard being a model. This baby is tired of all the photo shoots. He just wants to take a nap. Is that too much to ask?
So that’s how babies come into this world. The stork must be pretty busy.
Babies are all different shapes and sizes. This one is just a little too big for this truck.
Santa’s Little Helper
Someone is clearly channeling the Grinch this Christmas.
That’s a Lot of Boys
We feel sorry for the boy who wants to date this girl later in life.
They just want to be back in the house where it’s warm.
The Coffee Addict
New parents definitely know the need for caffeine after having a baby.
Now that’s one photo that will be shown to all future boyfriends to embarrass this little girl.
Being a parent means getting a lot of different bodily fluids all over you.
We predict this baby is going to grow up to work on Wall Street.
Please, just let me go to sleep already.
This has to be considered as some kind of abuse, right?
Someone got a little too carried away with the red lipstick.
These parents will never get a good photo of their children. It’s time that they accept this now.
Not About It
This pose is super simple. However, this baby is doing everything but cooperating.
This would have been a great photo if the little nugget would just stop crying.
The first thing this dad is going to do after this photo shoot is take a shower. Or so we hope.
One is Enough
You can tell just how happy this little boy is that he is getting a sibling.
All About Placement
Who thought it was a good idea to put the carrot over the baby’s face?
Born a Sailor
We’re thinking the sailing life is not for this little baby. He may just want to stay on land.
We don’t understand how anyone could be so unhappy when they are around so much chocolate.
I Can’t Read
This baby is clearly frustrated with the fact that she can’t read yet.
This is why you have to distract babies with a stuffed animal or silly noises.
As a parent, it may feel like your baby is never clean. Even after a shower, the chance of them spitting up is not slim.
Tutus for All
She was born to be a dancer. Maybe not a model, but definitely a dancer.
What’s on the menu today? Oh, baby and Cheerios? Sounds lovely.
Next time let’s get a hat that actually fits the baby’s head.
She’s a true born diva. Her father better watch out during those teenage years.
Who knew that babies would make the perfect stocking stuffers?
Take It Off
This baby is clearly unhappy to be in this tutu. Maybe she’ll go into fashion design later on?
We’re thinking this baby prefers Christmas over Easter. Less plastic.
I’m just going to lay here while you take as many pictures as possible.
Not another basket! Please stop putting me in ridiculous baskets and taking photos.
No Balloons Here
We’re thinking this baby has an irrational phobia of balloons. This is the worst possible place for him if that’s true.
This is an adorable idea for a homemade swing. Unfortunately, the second baby doesn’t look too impressed by it.
Not all babies have that natural gift of posing well.
It’s no secret that babies are messy. At least this messy baby is a happy baby.
Someone clearly doesn’t approve of their mother’s crocheting project.
Well, these babies are definitely no Mary-Kate and Ashley, that’s for sure.
Too Tired for This
This baby has had enough. She’s ready for her nap time.
The Duck Face
You all remember that trend where people kept making duck faces in photos, right? We’re thinking this baby was born in the wrong era.
Oh what a wonderful thing to be a father. Unfortunately, having four kids isn’t as romantic as it seems.
This baby is not pleased to be sitting on Santa’s lap this Christmas.
Babies usually love getting into things and making a mess. This baby is the exception, though.
Take Me Home
Take me home and get this ridiculous flower off of my head, right now!