Heartbreak: Over 100 People Share How Their Crushes Went Wrong
Tae Kwon No
I took Tae Kwan Do classes as a teen and became entraced with two beautiful girls around my age in another class session. They always like to go and have a smoke behind the mall before their practice and so, in an attempt to impress, I decided I’d try for myself. One day, I caught each of them individually and had a smoke with each before class. When we came back, I got queasy and had to throw up so I ran outside and vomitted all over the glass wall of the Dairy Queen nextdoor. All of the cashiers and horrified patrons inside looked on in horror. Looking back, I should have invested in a practice smoke.