Heartbreak: Over 100 People Share How Their Crushes Went Wrong
Reverse Psychology: A Memoir
In grade school, I had a huge crush on a girl and decided to do what any young boy would do in that situation: embarass her so that he would fall hopelessly in love with me. So, the next time I saw her picking her nose, I shouted “EW, YOU’RE PICKING YOUR NOSE!” loud enough for the whole class to hear. Needless to say, my plan failed epically.
