Today it can be hard to find a photo of somebody that hasn’t been manipulated, even just a little. This guy is a champion of making your photos perfect for your Instagram and Facebook. Your pictures will be absolutely stunning – just maybe not the kind of “stunning” you were going for. Check out these works of art – and remember to be careful what you wish for!
Realistic Rapture
In James’ defense, he did crop the ex out of the photo. Luckily his clothes got to stay, and it looks like her BF got raptured away while this poor girl was left behind (Why, oh why didn’t she watch that Kirk Cameron series?). Maybe she should’ve been more specific. Or maybe this is exactly what she was going for! Good job, James!
Liar Liar
Spelling is very important! Maybe this girl should have gone to college instead of “Paris.” Yet again, not James’ fault she wanted the “Eyefell Tower.” Nailed it!
Not so Smooth Criminal
WARNING: This crime scene is probably not for the faint of heart. There is some very disturbing law-breaking going on here. James took this photo of the man taking a nap and turned him into a hardened criminal. I wouldn’t mess with this guy!
Do It Yourself
This man should be very pleased with James’ work. Who doesn’t want a partner who isn’t afraid to clean. If this guy wanted people to swipe right, he should’ve cleaned his own mirror. Thank goodness James was on the case!
Tanked
I don’t see what’s wrong with this one. The guy got exactly what he asked for. Let’s hope if this dude finds a magic lamp, he plans his wording a little better!
Baby Face
Why does this woman care if her beau has a beard? He obviously was trying to conceal his baby face. Maybe she should’ve asked James to edit the word in the background instead!
Dangerous Waters
This woman asked James to make her look “cool.” Instead he made her look hot – very hot!
Feeling Blue
There is nothing more annoying, especially on dating apps, when you can’t tell who you’re supposed to be looking at. Good thing James has the perfect remedy!
Generations of Gingers
This redhead can’t complain about James’ work. He 100% fits in with his family now. Well-done! (I hope they have sunscreen!)
He Should Have Contemplated this Decision
What exactly did this guy expect the end result to be? How can you look like you’re “contemplating something really important?” Well our famous Photoshopper remedied that! Who are we to decide what’s important or not?
Cutest Couple
This woman was sweet enough to land her friend a date! Go James! Cute couple.
RUN GIRL. RUN!
He’s done it again. James created the scene exactly how the girl asked. And to be honest, that grin on Thomas’ face makes it far scarier than a real train.
In Soviet Russia…
This sexy Slav probably wasn’t expecting this when he asked to be photoshopped in America. But… it is a pretty accurate representation. And honestly, would we really be surprised to actually see this outfit (or lack of) in Walmart?
Sad Smile
This one is actually sad. If you have to have your pictures photoshopped to look like your date is paying you attention, he probably isn’t that into you. But you wanted attention, and you got it. Sadly, the outcome of the photoshopped picture is probably better than the outcome of the relationship.
Proper Spelling is Essential
If this guy had spelled “put” right, instead of writing “pet,” I’m sure his altered photo would have been exactly what he wanted. Or maybe this is what he wanted! Good job!
Funny Fist
I am so glad James was able to help this woman out. That clenched fist was really ruining the whole picture. The altered picture is much less awkward and noticeable!
What Did He Expect?
I’m not sure how this guy thought his friend could be photoshopped into a different position, but our master photoshopper changed the situation altogether. The second one is certainly less awkward…
Never Fear! Anemia Man is here!
Well, you can’t get James for false advertising here. The requester didn’t capitalize Iron Man’s name, so instead he became iron supplement man. Major improvement!
Absolutely Radiant
This one turned out so great. Her face is far from “dull” now! Great work.
An Image to Investigate
Are there really thirteen differences? I only see one. But now this guy and his friends can spend bonding time together trying to spot the differences.
Dress for the Job You Want
This girl’s attire isn’t appropriate or safe for space. But our Photoshop guru knew she’d be safer in the space bar instead. Next time, wear a helmet!
Definition of “Productive”
Now this man is using his sleeping powers for good. (And to make the woman beside him very uncomfortable!) I mean, he’s not the first person to fall asleep at these things.
Now this Girl Got to Outer Space
White men can’t jump. Apparently neither can white women. BUT, never fear! James got this girl to epic heights and saved this photo. Whew!
Phantom of the Bathroom
Mission accomplished. Can’t have a phone if you don’t exist – Genius! Maybe next time ask him to remove the Elton John sunglasses.
Wish Granted!
Curlbacca is now what our nightmares will be made of. But this guy got what his dreams are made of.
Sheep-Wrecked
We won’t judge this girl for her spelling error. She’s in Spain, so it’s possible English is her second language. But we have a feeling our boy James would’ve made it just as weird if she had typed “sheep.”
Pamela Fanderson
I mean…. He got exactly what he wanted. I see a photo of a beautiful woman in the seat next to him. Five stars, Photoshop King!
You Wish
NAILED IT. Who doesn’t want to jump away from their responsibilities sometimes? (Or most of the time!) This one is so relatable I’d hang it on my wall. Well done!
Worse than “Curlbacca”
She wanted to be a unicorn. Instead she turned into a girl who was born and raised in Chernobyl. This “unicorn” is more frightening than the Children of the Corn.
The Ol’ Switcharoo
This boy gave our guru free range to do whatever he wanted. The shirt/face swap he did just gets weirder and weirder the more you look at it.
Cutest CAT
This is incredible creative and hilarious. I have a feeling she didn’t see this coming. Maybe she can become a spokesmodel for bulldozers now. That’s a thing – right?
Just a Smidge
If she added those three words she might have gotten her desired results. Instead she is seven feet tall – she totally pulls it off, though!
She got Robbed
No, she literally got robbed. She needs to literally be more specific – there are like fifteen of those Kardashian kids.
Healthy Head of Hair…
…and a very, very abundant beard to match. Wait a minute… is that his hair? Flipped upside down? Another beautiful transformation.
Ethics are Important
A rare refusal from the Photoshop legend. There are just some things that shouldn’t be messed with – and this cute puppy is one of them. Look at that little face!
I SEE Nothing Wrong with this One
Adding glasses was a bit much, since the wife isn’t wearing them in the original photo. However, the open eyes look incredibly realistic, and not frightening whatsoever!
Better is in the Eye of the Beholder
Is this touch-up better or worse? No, seriously, we can’t tell. James has a unique style.
Where did the iron man guy go?
Maybe this is what he wanted. But something tells me this is not what this lady wanted. However, our boy James isn’t wrong!
Family Fun
I mean, he appears to be having fun in the edited picture. Although most women don’t want to be photoshopped next to a supermodel! Well, she did get what she wanted – great result!
A Helping Hand
This guy didn’t specify that they were supposed to be holding each other’s hands. I can easily see how this one got misinterpreted. And it’s great to see “Thing” from the Addams’s Family has found a new gig!
BE SPECIFIC
He photoshopped out the trashcan, but in his defense, she did not tell him to erase the trash. This edit makes her look like a litterbug, which is not a good look. Do not post!
Caffeine is Life
I can’t function without coffee, and apparently this girl can’t either. She asked for a full cup of coffee, but now her “cup overfloweth” with the juice of the gods. Wish fulfilled. Amazing work!
Unbelievable!
This is incredible. We knew he was a Photoshop pro, but we had no idea he could time travel. Do physicists know about his ability yet?
“Looks Like”
I agree with James. This guy is totally crying. Boyfriend, blink twice if you’re being taken to prom against your will. At least he has a thick roll of that double ply to cry into.
Mirror Miracle
I think James saved a friendship with this one. Now the apparently super popular girl in the middle can look at both of her friends.
Who Needs a Torso anyways?
This kid should’ve been careful what he wished for. I don’t think his dad can live very long without organs. This is such a tragic tale.
SPF 300
Photoshop out a man’s sunburn, and help him for a day. Teach a man the value of sunscreen, and help him for life. Great life lesson, Photoshop Master!
Shoes are Overrated
Who forgets to wear shoes? This girl! Wait, no. This guy! Another successful edit – and the socks are a nice touch!
The Obvious Solution
Since this woman refused to grow taller, James chose the obvious next best thing to resolve her boyfriend’s problem. He put her head on a stick and let her hold it up! This one is a good idea, but it’s a little too “Lord of the Flies” to me.
Impressive Chops
Using chopsticks with such proficiency is a much greater feat than catching a fish. The second version is way better than having her catch some dumb fish.
Beautiful Burn
Ouch! This one hurts. But to be honest, it is hilarious and creative. I hope James Blunt raises this guy’s self-esteem. You’re beautiful!
Different Definitions
One’s definition of “badass” might be a leather jacket and a motorcycle. Apparently James thinks cleaning up for your mom is badass. He’s not wrong!
Now THIS is Badass
James just raised this kid’s badassery level tenfold. He is standing UNDER a powerful waterfall and keeping a straight face? I wonder if that’s close enough for him.
You Should Smile More
Nobody likes to be told to smile, and this monkey is no different. However the champion photoshopper made the monkey super happy… by having him throw the girl in the water and take a selfie. Good job!
Well, She IS Tall
That is totally Taylor Swift in the picture. She is one of their best friends – she just goes to another school…
Dishing Out Compliments…
…in the weirdest way possible. You should love your body! After all, your neck could actually be that of a giraffe; and that would be incredibly disturbing! To quote James Blunt again: “You’re beautiful!”
Should’ve Specified the Winner
Geese are surprisingly aggressive. James knew what the outcome of the fight was going to be, and he portrayed it beautifully. This guy must have known too, or else he would’ve actually picked a fight with that goose.
Heart of Gold
Yet again, the Photoshop guru is handing out life lessons. You don’t need photoshopping, girl! You are beautiful – freckles and all.